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January 26, 2005

Scences from Wuthering High's first party | 02:08 PM

by JVG & Xina

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Neon artifacting makes this pix so totally 80s, ohmigod.

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Who knew Lockhart Steele could be so butch?

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Oh, yeah.


aeu comments: "Where's Heathcliff? He's dreamy!"

Hareton comments: "What, no classic JVG double chin shots?"

Bumpers comments: "That Lockhart Steele photo? Two words: "Trenchcoat Mafia.""

Izzy comments: "Dudes. I have a picture of his double chin from the first party. I didn't know it was classic, so I never sent it. Be right back."

Heathcliff comments: "Allright, listen, "Izzy" and "Hareton" I was nice enough not to post the embarrassing pix of you from that party, but if this keeps up, I may have to reconsider."

January 07, 2005

Burlesque Goes to the Movies | 02:25 AM

People have been complaining of late that this site has not been hawking enough Burlesque. I can only apologize, profusely, and offer this as consolation:

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Join your vivacious starlet tour guide NASTY CANASTA and her assistant Jonny Porkpie as they take you on a tassel-twirling romp through movie history with the Technicolor bump and grind of LITTLE BROOKLYN, DOTTIE LUX & VERONIKA SWEET of The Reds Hots, OLD MA FEMME, and the foley follies of ZERO BOY. From the sexiest silent-era slapstick antics you've ever seen, to the go-go glamour of cinema's golden age, to the high tech spectacle of modern film, this "must see" night of big-screen burlesque will leave you begging for a sequel... or three.


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