The Andrew Snail celebration continues with ANDREW SNAIL: THE MOVIE 2, the first complete Andrew Snail movie, based upon this episode of The Adventures of Andrew Snail. Music provided by Mike Tarantino. Roll 'em, Sidney!

• ANDREW SNAIL: THE MOVIE 2

For your looking enjoyment: The RED HOTS BURLESQUE at CONEY ISLAND BURLESQUE ON THE BEACH poster, created by yours truly.

This "Sizzling End-Of-Summer-Spectacular" will take place at 10pm on Friday, September 2nd. And what a lineup! What, a lineup?

Starring The Red Hots Themselves
The Naughty NASTY CANASTA
The Delicious DOTTIE LUX
The Vivacious VERONIKA SWEET

and hosted by
Charming Trickster NELSON LUGO

also starring
The Legendary JO BOOBS
The Surprising ROSE WOOD
Accordian-Clad OLD MA FEMME
Sword-Swallowing HEATHER HOLIDAY

and of course
The Beautiful and Talented YOURS TRULY

RED HOTS BURLESQUE AT THE BEACH
Friday, September 2 @ 10pm
CONEY ISLAND USA, Brooklyn NY
1200 Surf Ave at West 12th Street
Fireworks at 9:30

(Then, on Sunday September 4 @ 10pm, continue the holiday weekend fun when future mayor JONNY PORKPIE hosts a campaign rally at the weekly RED HOTS show: Rififi, 332 E. 11th St., between 1st & 2nd Ave.)

See one! See both! Don't make me come over there!

This weekend, SATURDAY AUGUST 20th, there will be a reception for YOU CALL THIS ART?, a Gallery Showing of the works of Jonathan Van Gieson and Jay Veegee.

7pm-8pm at THE GALLERY AT THE WOODSTOCK FRINGE
Byrdcliffe Theater, Woodstock, NY

The YOU CALL THIS ART? reception will be followed at 8pm by a play called ART, by Yasmina Reza. Highly recommended, though I haven't seen it yet. More info here.

From the inbox: "Another reason to sulk. I worshipped the Incredibles, so I bought Incredibles string cheese (which incidently is the worst string cheese ever, don't get it) and they give you stupid info about the characters. About most of them it says basically nothing, but it notes Elastigirl is 5' 8" and weighs 125 pounds. What!? First of all, it doesn't give bodily stats on anyone else, second, excuse me? With that booty? She weighs about what I weigh and is 4 inches taller? Give me a break!!!!!!!!! Apparently she's modeled on Jessica Alba?"

She is, after all, elastic. Perhaps she's, uh, stretching the statistics a bit...