...and boy, am I tired. So tired I can't even manage the oldest joke in the book.

From left to right: Delirium Tremens, Clams Casino, Peekaboo Pointe, Nasty Canasta, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Mama Lou, GiGi LaFemme, Scarlet Sinclair

And underneath all those beautiful ladies: Mr. Jonny Porkpie, burlesque mayor of NYC

More from Nasty's Vegas Flickr Set

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Advance Tickets Available!

Collective:Unconscious presents
PINCHBOTTOM'S SUB:CONSCIOUS

NAKED PLANET Sci-Fi Burlesque

10pm FRIDAY MAY 19 | $10 | beer & wine bar
Collective:Unconscious | 279 Church Street, TriBeCa
made possible, in part, by Lower Manhattan Cultural Council with generous support of The September 11th Fund

hosted by
NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE of the FUTURE

ANITA COOKIE & SCOTT RAYOW do STAR TREK
CREAMY STEVENS (& NASTY) do DOCTOR WHO
DELIRIUM TREMENS does DEEP SPACE NINE
GIGI LaFEMME does STAR WARS
HOWLIN' VIC does LIVING DOLLS
JO BOOBS does GODZILLA
MISS SATURN does ROBOTS
NAUGHTIA NICE does THE BRIDGE CREW
SCHAFFER the DARKLORD does CLONES
ZERO BOY does ALIEN ABDUCTIONS

illustration by JVG | background photo by NASA

I have been rather remiss in mentioning the latest novel by famous author Anne Ursu. This story visits in the underworld, and features a vicious demon who, in his quest to steal the shadows of children, leaving them sick and dying, tortures a high school history teacher by strapping him to a rock and allowing harpies to eat out his guts. It's for kids!

The Shadow Thieves is the first book in the Chronus Chronicles, and is (in fact) wonderful for kids of all ages. I liked it so much, I personally designed the website. Buy it now!

A call from EZPass:

"You sent us a letter indicating that you want a green pass - the account you have is currently under the MTA, which doesn't qualify for the green pass. You'll need to change it to a NY State Thruway Account, and then you'll get the additional discount whenever you use the thruway."

"But not on the bridges and tunnels?"

"No."