Most folks with a camera at the mermaid parade were obsessed with taking photos of all the hot, hot scantily-clad gals. Since I'm lucky enough to see plenty of those on a regular basis, I was much more interested in documenting that elusive yet fascinating creature: those who go to the mermaid parade because they're obsessed with taking photos of all the hot, hot scantily-clad gals.

Nasty, of course, was still obsessed with the boobies: Full Flickr Set.

7:30pm SATURDAY JULY 1
NAKED PLANET
Sci-Fi Burlesque Re-Run

BUY ADVANCE TICKETS at THEATERMANIA.com

hosted by NASTY CANASTA
& JONNY PORKPIE
of the future!

ANITA COOKIE does STAR TREK
CREAMY STEVENS (& NASTY) do DOCTOR WHO
DELIRIUM TREMENS does DEEP SPACE NINE
GIGI LaFEMME does STAR WARS
HOWLIN' VIC does LIVING DOLLS
MISS FIRECRACKER does DARTH VADER
NAUGHTIA NICE does THE BRIDGE CREW
SCHAFFER the DARKLORD does CLONES
WORLD FAMOUS *BOB* does 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY

COLLECTIVE:UNCONSCIOUS
279 Church Street, TriBeCa
$15 | beer & wine available
SHOW WILL START PROMPTLY at 7:30

Culling my notebook, I found this self-directed missive on a crumpled page:

"LOOK UP
BUILDING on 79th & 1st
(E side of street)"

I have no memory of what's there, but enjoy!

5 World Premieres, 1 East Coast Premiere, 2 Rarely Seen Gems, 2 First Fan Dances Ever, and 4 Fan Favorites!

Want to make sure you have a seat when you get there? Buy in advance
COLLECTIVE:UNCONSCIOUS, 279 Church Street, TriBeCa
$10 | beer & wine available

ALBERT CADABRA mystifies with a RARELY SEEN ILLUSION
BELLE-MORTE BAUDELAIRE entices with an EAST COAST PREMIERE
DELIRIUM TREMENS tempts with a FAN FAVORITE
DIRTY MARTINI allures with a FAN FAVORITE
JO BOOBS beguiles with a WORLD PREMIERE
JONNY PORKPIE does (for some reason) HIS FIRST FAN DANCE EVER
LITTLE BROOKLYN enthralls with a RARELY SEEN ACT
LUKKI enchants a FAN FAVORITE
NASTY CANASTA mesmerizes with a WORLD PREMIERE
RUBY VALENTINE enraptures with a WORLD PREMIERE
SCARLET SINCLAIR seduces with HER FIRST FAN DANCE EVER
VERONIKA SWEET delights with A FAN FAVORITE

Pinchbottom's Sub:Conscious is made possible, in part, by Lower Manhattan Cultural Council with generous support of The September 11th Fund