WHAT'S MY LINE? NYC's last show for 2006 is tonight at 8pm at the Parkside Lounge. I'll once again be one of the panelists (Along with Clams Casino, Lindsayism, and Garth Wingfield), Neil O'Fortune will host, but who will the mystery celebrity be? All I know for sure is that it ain't Jonathan Ames, Martha Plimpton, or Michael Musto, because they've already done it. And this time, the show comes complete with recommendations from The Village Voice and Time Out New York (A critic's pick, no less!)

-> 8:00pm, Parkside Lounge, 317 East Houston between Ave. B and C

What more could one ask for than to be a Voice Choice, with the following blurb?

VERY SPECIAL AGENTS A show that's licensed to be naughty "Daniel Craig may be a fine James Bond, but we have higher hopes for burlesque cutie Nasty Canasta's portrayal of secret agent 007 in Pinchbottom's perverted spoof You Only Pinch Twice, which features the tagline "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to strip." The story follows an evil cartel that plots to take over the world by using the twirling of burlesque performers' tassels to hypnotize the masses into submission. The shimmying lineup of undercover spies and henchgals includes Anita Cookie, Jo Boobs, and Tigger."

Want tickets? Presale are pretty much sold out, but there will be a limited number available at the door...

10pm FRIDAY NOV 17 & 10pm FRIDAY DEC 1
YOU ONLY PINCH TWICE
James Bond 007 Burlesque

hosted by
NASTY CANASTA
& JONNY PORKPIE

going undercover
ANITA COOKIE
BASTARD KEITH
CLAMS CASINO
DELIRIUM TREMENS
GIGI LaFEMME
JO BOOBS
JULIE ATLAS MUZ
NAUGHTIA NICE
PEEKABOO POINTE
SCARLET SINCLAIR
SCOTT RAYOW
TIGGER
VERONIKA SWEET

COLLECTIVE:UNCONSCIOUS
279 Church Street, TriBeCa
$10 | beer & wine available

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