10pm Friday February 16
Pinchbottom Declares WAR!
Burlesque in the Trenches
$15 | buy tickets
When beleaguered President JONNY PORKPIE learns that NASTY CANASTA and the Pinchbottom Burlesque Organization are stockpiling "Weapons of Ass Destruction", he attempts to raise his approval rating by ordering an immediate invasion of their home base... New York City.
In response, PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR and Drill Sergeant Canasta whips her Burly-Q Commandoes into fighting form with a rigorous basic training regimen. Burlesque stars AMBER RAY, ANITA COOKIE, BASTARD KEITH, CLAMS CASINO, LUKKI, NAUGHTIA NICE, PEEKABOO POINTE, POOKIE PATOOTIE, RUBY VALENTINE, TIGGER, and WORLD FAMOUS *BOB* must forswear their beloved bump & grind in favor of military maneuvers. In high-heeled boot camp, these performers will learn the most risque-sounding traditional army skills: standing at attention, drill formations, and proper care and handling of your equipment (both in and out of uniform).
hosted by
NASTY CANASTA
& JONNY PORKPIE
on the front lines:
AMBER RAY
ANITA COOKIE
BASTARD KEITH
CLAMS CASINO
LUKKI
NAUGHTIA NICE
PEEKABOO POINTE
POOKIE PATOOTIE
RUBY VALENTINE
SCOTT RAYOW
TIGGER
WORLD FAMOUS *BOB*
buy tickets for 10:00pm 2/16/07
COLLECTIVE:UNCONSCIOUS
279 Church Street, TriBeCa
$15 | beer & wine available
onny Porkpie
