...so why am I going to kill her? Find out at...
10pm Friday March 16
WHO KILLED JO BOOBS?
A Burlesque Murder Mystery
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On March 16, 2007 -- a day scheduled to live in infamy -- our good friend JO BOOBS will meet her untimely end, under mysterious (and almost certainly sexy) circumstances. In life, Jo brought joy to the multitudes with her charming smile, her can-do attitude, and (of course) her extraordinary boobs. We can perhaps take comfort in the fact that the soon-to-be-dearly-departed will be surrounded by her closest friends when she dies; hosts NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE, as well as BAMBI THE MERMAID, BASTARD KEITH, CLAMS CASINO, DELIRIUM TREMENS, DIRTY MARTINI, NAUGHTIA NICE, SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY, TIGGER, and WORLD FAMOUS *BOB*. (Although that comfort may be somewhat diminished by the fact that it is almost certainly one of these so-called "friends" who will murder her.)
the detectives
NASTY CANASTA
& JONNY PORKPIE
the victim
JO BOOBS
the suspects
BAMBI the MERMAID
BASTARD KEITH
CLAMS CASINO
DELIRIUM TREMENS
DIRTY MARTINI
NAUGHTIA NICE
SCOTTY the BLUE BUNNY
TIGGER!
WORLD FAMOUS *BOB*
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