10pm FRI SEPTEMBER 21 & 10pm SAT SEPT 22
P.I.N.C.H. SQUAD 70s Cop Show Burlesque
hosted by: Nasty Canasta, Jonny Porkpie, starring: Anita Cookie, Bastard Keith, Creamy Stevens, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Jo Boobs, Little Brooklyn, Naughtia Nice, Ruby Valentine, Tigger!

BUY TIX: 9/22 or 9/23

Things are definitely not groovy in Disco City, where rollerskating Crime Boss NASTY CANASTA runs an illicit burlesque and counterfeiting ring with a satin-gloved fist. There's just one hope for this jive town: Funkadelic policeman JONNY PORKPIE and the far-out detectives of P.I.N.C.H. Squad. Can you dig it?

At 10pm on September 21 & 22, 2007, Pinchbottom travels back in time to the sexy seventies to follow the officers of the "Police Investigative Narcotics, Counterfeiting & Hootchy-kootch Squad" as they try to bring down the bad guys in a world gone mad. But can the clad Fuzz solve the mystery of who stole the decade's fashion sense? You've never been happier to see clothes come off than in P.I.N.C.H. SQUAD 70s Cop Show Burlesque.

Nasty got many fantastic detail shots of The Last Day of Astroland, including the rather dirty pirate above.

- Full Set (Nasty's Flickr Page)

After several hours of absence, this web presence is back online. During the downtime (caused by a lack of renewal of the domain name), our registrar deemed it appropriate to replace the site with the below search page, which we can all agree captures completely the purpose, philosophy, and raison d'etre of JVG.com, its writers, readers, and corporate sponsors...

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If this set of links doesn't describe accurately me, what does?

Jesus | Christ | God | Stand Up Comedian | Salsa

PinchbottomLand's rides and attractions will be much more exciting than anything our competitors can offer. Our Bumper Cars both bump and grind, our Roller Coaster has the most dangerous curves around, and as for our Tunnel of Love... well, you'll just have to come see for yourself.

Friday, September 7 at 10pm
PINCHBOTTOMLAND AMUSEMENT PARK,
Burlesque at the Beach @ Sideshows by the Seashore
1208 Surf Ave, Coney Island
Hosted by Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie, with Anita Cookie, Bastard Keith, Clams Casino, Gigi La Femme, Jo Boobs, Naughtia Nice, Peekaboo Pointe, Scarlet Sinclair, and Tigger!

WARNING: first few rows may get wet.