10pm Friday Dec 7 & Sat 8
HOW THE PINCH STOLE XMAS

hosted by NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE
starring BAMBI THE MERMAID, BASTARD KEITH, DELIRIUM TREMENS, GIGI LA FEMME, MISS SATURN, NAUGHTIA NICE, PEEKABOO POINTE, ROSE WOOD, TIGGER! and a special appearance by ANITA COOKIE & SCOTT RAYOW

BUY TIX: 12/7 or 12/8

When NASTY CANASTA takes charge of the Holiday Pageant, she decides to celebrate "the 12 Days of Xmas" with nudity, using burlesque stars for sexy tributes to each traditional "true love" present, from drummers drumming to ladies dancing to a partridge in a pear tree. But the grinch-like (but legally distinct) "Pinch" (JONNY PORKPIE) wants to keep Xmas clean and pure as the virgin snow, and so dresses up like a Burlesque Santa and sets out to kidnap each and every performer in Nasty's show.

Pinchbottom closes out its 2007 Season with a stocking-stuffer that takes on the holidays as only Pinchbottom can; from behind. Burlesque Santa's sack is full of goodies for all the bad boys and girls, including BAMBI THE MERMAID, BASTARD KEITH, DELIRIUM TREMENS, GIGI LA FEMME, MISS SATURN, NAUGHTIA NICE, PEEKABOO POINTE, ROSE WOOD, TIGGER and a special holiday visit from ANITA COOKIE & SCOTT RAYOW. And the best part is... these presents unwrap themselves!

Will The Pinch have a change of heart in time to save Nasty's pageant? Or will Xmas remain forever G-rated? The Holiday Season kicks off (its pants) on December 7 and 8 with Pinchbottom's HOW THE PINCH STOLE XMAS.

More show than The Burlesque Alliance has ever crammed into a single night before!

* Packed full of performances by a cornucopia of burlesque, variety, and sideshow superstars, including Albert Cadabra, Angie Pontani, Anita Cookie, Bastard Keith, Cherry Bomb, Clams Casino, Creamy Stevens, Doc Wasabassco, GiGi La Femme, Harvest Moon, Helen Pontani, Jonny Porkpie, Maiiah, Nasty Canasta, Naughtia Nice, Peekaboo Pointe, Ruby Valentine, Veronika Sweet, The World Famous Pontani Sisters. 9:00pm to Midnight: 3 full hours of Striptease! Sideshow! Song! And sexiness!

* Tunes spun by DJ Fresh Prince of Darkness

* A Mode Merr fashion show full of fabulous fall couture

* The crowning of the first-ever SixPoint Beer Queen, "Miss Sweet Action", elected by the audience! Plus Sweet Action drink specials all night

* And to cap it all off at midnight, the dixie-fried garage rock of The Woggles.

Buy Tix

10pm FRI NOV 16, 2007
10pm SAT NOV 17, 2007
NAKED PLANET
Sci-Fi Burlesque

hosted by NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE of the FUTURE
ANITA COOKIE & SCOTT RAYOW do STAR TREK
CREAMY STEVENS (& NASTY) do DOCTOR WHO
DELIRIUM TREMENS does DEEP SPACE NINE
DEVILICIA does DARTH VADER
GIGI LA FEMME does STAR WARS
KOBAYASHI MARU does BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
MISS SATURN does SPACE
NAUGHTIA NICE does THE BRIDGE CREW
RUBY VALENTINE does TIME TRAVEL
ZERO BOY does ALIEN ABDUCTIONS

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Last presented in July 2006, NAKED PLANET was the audience pick for Pinchbottom's November re-run slot in a recent online poll, perhaps because (in the words of Time Out New York), "Your perverted genre fantasies have come shimmying to life", or because (in the words of NYTheater.com), "Comedy and partial nudity go remarkably well together. Where else can you hoot, whistle, and bust a gut laughing?"