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November 20, 2008

Movie reviews from my Mom | 10:11 PM

"I just saw THE DARK KNIGHT. What the hell was that all about?"


November 19, 2008

You Only Pinch Twice... a fourth time! | 04:03 PM

Personally, I liked the latest Bond outing. But the reviews are in, and many seem to feel that "Quantum of Solace" is lacking in two important elements necessary for a 007 flick; humor, and sexy, scantily-clad women.

This is, quite frankly, good for me. Because on Saturday, November 22 at The Zipper Theater in Manhattan, I'm offering just the spy-based entertainment to fill in that gap. Humor, and sexy, scantily-clad women are exactly what's on the bill in the risqué Bond parody YOU ONLY PINCH TWICE.

Nasty Canasta stars as (an unauthorized parody of) James Bond in a show that takes the suave secret agent where (s)he's never been: live on stage, Off-Broadway. With Jonny Porkpie as "Porkfeld" and an all-star cast of henchgals, superspies, and other undercover agents. Also featuring Julie Atlas Muz, Jo Boobs, Tigger, Anita Cookie & Scott Rayow, Clams Casino, Delirium Tremens, GiGi La Femme, and Naughtia Nice and Bastard Keith.

YOU ONLY PINCH TWICE 007 Burlesque
ONE NIGHT ONLY! Saturday, November 22 @ 10:30pm SHARP
The Zipper Factory Theater - 336 West 37th Street, Manhattan
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