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THE WEBLOG ARCHIVES: January 2009

January 30, 2009

Still Off-Broadway, but at a different theater | 04:26 PM

As you may have heard on other blogs (incidentally, the method by which I myself learned the news), the new off-Broadway home so touted in the below entry was shut the hell down. (Before you ask, no, I don't think it's me causing the venue closings.)

Never fear: Pinchbottom remains Off-Broadway for its Winter Season. The Bleecker Street Theater at 45 Bleecker Street, which stepped in last minute to provide a home for Murder Most Naked in January, will also house So You Think You Can Pinch America's Next Top Bottom in February and Pinchbottom's Greatest Hits: The Pinch Brothers in The Bawdy House in March. All other details -- time, date, lineup, ticket price -- remain the same.

An so, with very little interruption, the incessant show pimping of JVG.com continues!

When Pinchbottom puts a gaggle of gorgeous burlesque performers in a house on a desert island in a bus on the road in a boardroom on a boat at a circus with a dancing bachelor idol apprentice and someone else's wife's nanny's washed-up celebrity chef and Cory and forces them to compete competitively for the title of "Top Most Best Biggest Everything Ever for all time 2009", what will happen? There's only one thing you can be sure of... it's going to be sexy. Buy Tix


January 04, 2009

Off-Broadway? Sure we are! | 11:49 AM

I know what you've been thinking. You've been thinking "I've been meaning to go to one of them Pinchy-bottom show that JVG keeps shoving in my face instead of actually updating a website, but I'm-a-gonna wait until it's off-Broadway, and there's a big party involved."

Well, friend, you're in luck. As it so happens, the show moves Off-Broadway on a monthly basis starting on Jan 17, and to celebrate, we're throwing a big Season Opener blowout after the performance. (And, as an added bonus, it's our first all-new show in four months!)

MURDER MOST NAKED (or, the strange affair at Pinchbottom Manor)
Saturday, January 17 @ 10:30pm
followed by the Season Opener party at Midnight
The Zipper Factory Theater
336 West 37th Street, Manhattan
Tix: online or 212-351-3101

There's a body in the library... and what a body! But which of the mysteriously sexy guests at Pinchbottom Manor is the killer? Quirky British detectives Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie are searching for clues in every pair of panties, but they have their work cut out for them -- because in this mystery, every suspect is drop-dead gorgeous.

Would love to see you at the show and afterparty. With the holiday season I've had, I need a good fete, surrounded by friends, well-wishers, and bitter, bitter enemies.


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