For Out-Of-Towners and the Hopelessly Heterosexual
"The Big Cup" — Queer NYC Coffee Bar
"The Dish" — Queer NYC Diner
"Spoon" — Cuddle and Kiss
"The Bronx" — Borough to the North of Manhattan
"Bed Stuy" — Neighborhood in Brooklyn, Borough to the South East of Manhattan
The two locations are at least 90 minutes apart via subway
"Chelsea" — Manhattan neighborhood popular with queer men, approximately halfway between The Bronx and Bed Stuy