Dear Mr. Dick,
Thank you for taking the time to send me the free pictures via email.
However, much to my disappointment, I was not able to see any of the pictures.
I am quite sure that the pictures are, as you say, the "HIGHEST QUALITY HARD-CORE FREE PORNOGRAPHY PICTURES VIA EMAIL!!!!," however, if I am unable to see them, I cannot ascertian that contention.
Therefore I must request that you send the pictures again to the email address listed above. Perhaps you would consider trying a different format this time - one which might work. In the meantime, I will have to make due with my wife.
I thank you in advance,
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