I recently accessed your online personal ad at NetLonelyPersonals.com.
Needless to say, I was quite impressed with both your beauty (what a marvelous picture!) and your frank and straightforward writing style.
Like you, I "have spent many a lonely night in my day," and am looking for someone to "meet descretly via the internet!" Rest assured, I am ambidexterious, so those "annoying problems" you have had with your previous online companions will not be a problem for me.
I hope you will find the time to respond to my email. I think that we will, as you put it, have many an "enjoyable keystroke" online.
Breathless in anticipation,
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