I'm sorry I missed our meeting last night - it was unaviodable.
I hate to admit it, darling netmistress, but I think my wife is beginning to suspect. The way she has been eyeing me as I leave the basement is nothing less than debasing (ha! little pun there!)
We'll have to put off our next meeting, my dearest weblovely (oh! how I hate to do it!) until the 20th, when nasty old Bustee has her Daughters of Famous Actresses and War Heroes Support Group.
Please don't hate me forever, sweet htmlhottie, and I'll see you in a few days (a few hundred years!).
Your darling lover.com,
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